

I amI am a mystery novel, with the anti-climatic ending.I am
I am a statistic, branned number fifty-three.
I am a wound, the kind that leaved the hideous scar.
I am the festering itch, the one who yearns to be scratched.
I am emo, because I write poetry, or so im told.
I am a lot of things, but I am me.


Ode to LeprechaunsBeware the little green men, For they have forged an alliance with the lawn gnomes, Surely they will destroy us all. Their technology dwarfs our own.Ode to Leprechauns
With their endless miles of underground tunnels, Attacks can happen anywhere or anytime.
Rainbows have been popping up in numerous locations, Little buggers use them to drop Pot-O-Gold bombs. Oh God! They've just captured Turkey! WE MUST INVADE!
Our intelligence tells us we can win, Size will prevail!
THE HORROR! THE HORROR! It seems their diet of Lucky Charms is the key factor, Countl
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"Practice safe sex: Sleep with a police officer."
Ford Mustang Saleen S281 Extreme police cruisers are FUCKABLE.
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I think I killed my iPod.....again
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=candy-shards ...make you stranger.
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"life is to short to not be shooting a tampon out of your vagina."
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We are who we choose to be.
I want to be on you....
~*twinkle twinkle baby*~
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"It cant rain all the time, but hells eyes are always watching you."
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
*3* kiss is all around~~
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"life is to short to not be shooting a tampon out of your vagina."
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
They'll need dental records to identify you...
Swab the decks you sea dogs!
thank you for the watch.
i hope you dont mind if i watch you back.
emily
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